So, I was loading pictures for this here bloggy post about how much Kashi pizza blows and while I waited for Flickr to do it’s thang, I found myself perusing the food interwebs (as I so often do) and came across another recent Kashi pizza sucks hard post made by the hilarious people at The Impulsive Buy
I think this means Kashi needs to stop making pizza ASAP.
Well, onto my bitchfest…
First let’s begin by gazing at the gorgeous photo on the the Pizza box promising me a delicious world of veggie pizza euphoria.
(I want you to note here, that on the box, “Artichoke hearts” are listed as one of the ingredients)
And here is the pizza.
And yeah, you are right…. that looks like shit. (I even photo edited this a bit to try to make the veggies have color, but it was a difficult task)
Where is everything? Cheese? Where are all the yummy artichokes I was promised!?
No one has answers for me.
So I did what you do when this sort of thing happens. I rolled up my big girl sleeves and added some freakin cheese and spinach in hopes that it would salvage this sinking pizza ship of misery.
No such luck. When your boat is made of the “crust” that Kashi uses for their pizzas, people don’t wait for that shit to sink, they hurl themselves into the ocean of I’m-not-going-to-put-this-anywhere-near-my-mouth and hope they get eaten by a shark.
This went in the trash. THE END.