An oldie but a goodie.
That looks like someone murdered that before canning it.
Your kids are only going to think this is “Treat Food” if they are REALLY stupid. I hope you don’t have stupid kids.
This is most definitely “DOG FOOD”
But….. I do dream in Biscuits. Most definitely.
I can imagine a world wear biscuits float by…
I can’t, however, imagine a world without fat kids.
KIDS AS FAT AS PIGS!!!
OHHHHHH…..Someone please get this girl a Xanax already. She freakin’ loves some strawberry jam.
Oh hey, here is more of these people loving the shit out of LARD.
Look at them loving it.
I’m going to puke in their tiny baby wine glasses.
See if they love that.
And this is nice. Ha. Ha. I get it. We are weak, can’t open jars.
Watch as my dainty lady hands open it by breaking it over your fat head.
“SO JUICY IT MAKES A NOISE WHEN YOU EAT IT”……I’m gonna walk away from this one folks…
Here are some D-bags too busy checking each other out to notice their culinary failure in full effect.
I wonder if the ladies are upset about the burgers burning to Shitsville or the fact that their dudes are secretly banging.
Oh 1950′s you have the roomiest closet…
Sigh. I love your humour and all this awesome stuff you post. (My favourite has got to be strawberry jam girl. She looks like she murdered someone and used their blood for the jam. That’s why she looks so deranged.)
Wei-Wei
Yeah, I wonder who thought any of those ads were okay?
SHE LOVES THE JAM
i too swoon at your humor and shun the possibility that anyone ever thought these ads were okay.
makes me glad i do live in the ‘here and now’ and not the ‘way back when.’
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! When can we get together Brigid!!??
I want to live in biscuit world! Also, those lard ads are awesome.
(And so is lard.)