An oldie but a goodie.
That looks like someone murdered that before canning it.
Your kids are only going to think this is “Treat Food” if they are REALLY stupid. I hope you don’t have stupid kids.
This is most definitely “DOG FOOD”
But….. I do dream in Biscuits. Most definitely.
I can imagine a world wear biscuits float by…
I can’t, however, imagine a world without fat kids.
KIDS AS FAT AS PIGS!!!
OHHHHHH…..Someone please get this girl a Xanax already. She freakin’ loves some strawberry jam.
Oh hey, here is more of these people loving the shit out of LARD.
Look at them loving it.
I’m going to puke in their tiny baby wine glasses.
See if they love that.
And this is nice. Ha. Ha. I get it. We are weak, can’t open jars.
Watch as my dainty lady hands open it by breaking it over your fat head.
“SO JUICY IT MAKES A NOISE WHEN YOU EAT IT”……I’m gonna walk away from this one folks…
Here are some D-bags too busy checking each other out to notice their culinary failure in full effect.
I wonder if the ladies are upset about the burgers burning to Shitsville or the fact that their dudes are secretly banging.
Oh 1950′s you have the roomiest closet…