Lately I have been making Smoothies in the morning because fruit has a lot of fiber and fiber helps you poop and I need help sometimes doing that.
Perhaps that is TMI for you but everyone poops. Except sometimes me.
Which brings me back to the importance of fiber.
It’s important.
(FYI I used to work at Smoothie King and all of their fruit is soaked in sugary syrup aside from the bananas…those smoothies are a dieters nightmare!!!)
In my morning smoothies I use organic frozen peaches, white nectarines, blueberries, strawberries, pineapple, blackberries, raspberries, Orange or apple Juice, fresh banana, greek yogurt, and honey.
They are delicious. And I would know because I am an expert on delicious.
I also like that my smoothie sparkles in the sunshine like Edward Cullen’s tortured soul.
Here is another smoothie I made that was just as delicious but noticeably less Twilight-themed…
And here are some gorgeous roses I bought that totally match my smoothie color scheme.
You should eat more fruit.
And buy flowers.
You deserve it.
FML I want one of these smoothies I am about to break down your door now for you to maaake me one or teach me how!!
Smoothie King whatevs, you’re the magical Smoothie Fairy Princess.